I'm Mikal Bridges.
I'm Jalen Brunson.
I'm Josh Hart.
I'm Donte DiVincenzo.
[All] And this is the GQ's [censored] quiz.
[peaceful soft jazz music]
All right Jalen, you're in the hot seat first.
What kind of car did I drive at Nova?
Oh yeah.
You had the Mercedes.
No you had a Mercedes, you did have a Mercedes...
After when I was in the league.
That was after you got the check.
Yeah, Rubicon. Yeah.
I said that all right yeah cool.
What do I complain about the most?
Playing time.
All right second half of the season,
what do I complain about the most?
Playing too much.
Okay, got a point.
I've worn Xero my entire NBA career
except my rookie year.
What year? Nine.
Yeah.
Boom, nine that's easy.
How many consecutive games have I played?
You played every game in the NBA.
[Mikal] Yeah.
Are we including playoffs?
Because you weren't in the playoffs last year, sorry.
[everyone chuckles]
Oh that's cause you were in Brooklyn, right?
Luke save me.
Help me. [everyone laughs]
Regular season...
Regular season, you've played how many years, six years?
Six years.
Got too much math my boy.
It's 48, six times eight is 48, times two is 12,
so 12 plus you have two extra games.
Six times 82, I don't know what the [censored] that is.
You just did the math.
Big ass head you can't come up
with the calculations there?
492, it's regular season.
Yeah that's, I mean that's probably great.
No, they're wrong because you played 83 games last year.
493, you did play 83 games
plus one year went to the finals,
plus one year you lost game seven to...
[Jalen snapping]
[Josh] Dallas. Dallas, yeah.
There Dallas, there you go.
I would say over 500, which is correct.
The real question is,
is that streak gonna be broken this year?
Next question.
What are my top three favorite video games of all time?
FIFA, you gotta say Fortnite that's like your staple,
it's not College Football.
Damn sure not. [everyone laughs]
You don't really play 2K.
Call of Duty, oh my god. You're missing a staple.
Remember Josh did like the little Fortnite heal up thing
as a three point celebration?
That was [censored] corny as hell I'm not gonna lie.
[everyone laughs]
My fault, respect.
What was my go-to cafeteria meal at Villanova?
Oh chicken tenders.
It was chicken tenders.
I wouldn't say necessarily meal but like I would say.
All right, what was our go-to place
cafeteria wise at Villanova?
What year?
That second year, it was the same.
It was definitely Barley.
Yeah. Yeah, barley.
What is my least favorite nickname?
You know my least favorite?
TG?
Yeah, TG is crazy. [everyone laughs]
That my least favorite. [everyone laughs]
Where do I rank on the all time importance list
at Villanova?
Do you have more than me?
I have, how many you do have?
I have like just under like 1,700.
Yeah.
You have more than me?
You get two bands?
Nah No, hell no.
What do you say, Hell no.
I was like 60 points short.
He was too much of a role player.
60 point short?
Oh yeah, I had like 19 something.
Oh, you're like top 12.
No, I would say number eight.
[Crew Member] Josh is number 10.
Oh... Damn I said 12 and eight.
Top 10! Top 10, top 10.
Last year I broke the Knicks record,
franchise record, for threes in a season.
[Josh] Okay, what?
How many threes did I make that season?
Like 292.
No it was two...
Shit 288.
284?
284, 283 Luca had 284, Steph had 300 something.
So you weren't number one?
So you was three?
Nah. Damn.
I was three.
Okay.
Both of y'all had over 200 too so don't do that.
I didn't had 200. You had 211.
I had 211? 211.
Shoot a video. Don't do that.
Why you look at my stats bro?
Because you don't pass the ball enough
so I gotta think about like...
I died laughing too hard for that.
I'm scared to laugh way too hard
when I said he don't pass the ball.
Way too hard, yeah way too hard.
Jalen, your score was this.
Alright Josh, you're up next.
Josh, you gonna have the worst score?
Yeah, I'm gonna be terrible.
Who is my favorite NBA player of all time?
I don't know, Jalen?
It's the reason I wear number Xero.
Gilbert Hibachi? Nope.
He wore Prada's in the game bro that was hard.
Dolce Gabbana's.
He used to say his thing all the time.
His little mantra all the time.
He average at Triple Dub for like two season.
Oh... [players groaning]
Russell Westbrook?
Big Russ. Really?
Yeah.
He don't get a point for that.
No. Yeah, he wrong.
Josh better go oh for this.
[Josh] I'm for sure- Oh for nine.
What's some metro Chipotle order?
It's close to mine so you got white rice, black beans.
I got some beans in there that's fine.
You do a double chicken. Mm-hmm.
Because you a meat eater.
I'm not vegan.
Tomatoes, cheese, no.
Oh my God!
I know you don't do cheese, you don't do cheese.
Cut, no points you want me to die?
Not my fault you don't do cheese.
My stomach can't handle that.
Guacamole. No.
You don't do guacamole?
Oh for two, bro.
What celebrity was I most excited
to see sitting in court side of MSG?
Olivia Benson.
That is correct.
What's her real name?
Maria?
It's Hungarian. Yeah.
I know that.
[indistinct] [everyone laughs]
[Crew Member] Mariska Hargitay.
Mariska Hargitay. Mariska Hargitay.
[everyone laughs]
When is my birthday?
Damn.
Yeah I was about to say I was hoping I don't get that one.
I'm an Aquarius.
That don't mean nothing to me.
October? Bro I said an Aquarius.
I don't know what Aquarius...
I told you that don't mean...
I don't know that don't mean nothing to me bro.
Why you- It's January.
Oh January... [everyone laughs]
Oh yeah.
14th. No.
[everyone laughs]
31st. Yeah I was close.
By go in the middle.
I was close.
What was my favorite NYC restaurant?
How 'bout the vibe.
I'm about to go crazy.
Just say the easy answer, say-
Carbone?
No, just say the easy answer.
Chipotle? There you go.
That's not even the NYC restaurant.
I know you're a catch.
That's really all he eats.
You want you after this?
I'm about to put an order in.
Yeah, just make sure you don't make my order.
What is the highlight of my career so far?
You got a lot of them.
Yeah, there's a lot there.
Playing in front of your dad.
That's every night.
I know, but I feel like that's a cool accomplishment.
No, I don't care about him no more.
There's three answers you could have said.
You better not.
All Star 50 against the Suns because we won.
61 we lost doesn't count.
Or 47 against Philly.
You had 47 [indistinct]? You had 60 and lost?
[Jalen] Yeah that was San Antonio? And lost.
One we had 40 and 20.
One we had 40 and 20.
Somebody was a hell over.
[everyone laughing]
Shout out Zay man.
Things at OKC, dog.
[everyone laughing]
Four times.
Yeah it hits you four times,
ain't no more number two times.
How do I pass time on team flights?
You either...
Don't, listen to me.
Don't say no dumb shit [indistinct].
I was say you're either asleep.
You play, what was it Super Mario?
Yeah.
Or Play Super Mario or you watch you watch TV,
or you watch you watch a show.
I'm gonna give it to you.
You got the first two that's what I usually do.
Okay.
What is my favorite city to play in?
How the hell am I supposed to know that?
Who made this question?
Philly, Phoenix, LA?
New York, Miami?
It has to be New York.
I'm gonna say if it's not one of them, bro.
Texas?
Like what Oklahoma?
Indiana, ain't none of them.
What you got Te. Dallas?
Oh Dallas?
[Mikal laughs]
You're a funny guy.
I'll say New York, I'll say New York.
So I got that right.
No he didn't, he said like eight different things.
How about this, your favorite road city.
just atmosphere wise?
Yes anything.
MSG and low key, Sacramento.
Oh Sac's up there. [enthusiastic crosstalk]
That was fire, that was fire yeah that was fire.
I don't know what you're gonna say
but who was my favorite vet that I've played with?
I have a couple.
I feel like you told me this before.
It wasn't Dirt, oh you like Dirt?
I love Dirt, it wasn't Dirt though.
J.J. Barea?
Wow... [everyone cheers]
Wow okay.
That was yeah, that was one of my answers.
We got the same, I know my guys.
No I mean my first vet was J.J. [indistinct].
I know my guys. Good job, Josh.
You outta get an extra point for that one.
Josh, you didn't do that well here's your score.
I got a lot of things in my mind.
Rebound, run. [everyone laughs]
Pass to Jalen.
Pass to Jalen, run to the corner.
Damn I don't know if you're gonna get any of it.
Yeah might not get any.
You're gonna get one of these,
you're gonna get one of these.
What is my middle name?
Oh Maurice. Yeah.
No, it's wrong that's wrong.
Maurice?
That's wrong wait hold on, hold on.
You get one more chance.
Not Maurice Marc.
Say it with confidence bro.
Marcus?
Marcus, Marcus?
Marquis. Yeah.
Yeah let's go!
What is my favorite wine?
Like what type?
Like with cabs and Pinot's like that type of vibe?
What color?
No, what is my favorite wine?
[Mikal] What type of blend?
You're gonna get it wrong, it's alright.
Can I just go it's a red.
Mm-hmm.
It's a Cabernet?
Yes, yeah yeah.
Am I guessing a year?
Nah that's too much. Sommelier.
You're doin' too much, you're doin' too much.
Way too much bro.
A cab.
You don't get to have a point for that.
What's your answer?
What were you gonna say, is it...
Oh, Harlan. Thank you.
What is it?
Harlan. Harlan Estates.
Do I have any basketball superstitions?
What are there?
I have two.
Is that do like pre-game?
I mean they're both pre-game
but like one is like in the locker room.
One's like outside, right on the court.
Do every game no matter what.
It's either he shoots somewhere
like a half court shot or you pray.
I pray and tie my shoots at the foul line
during the opposing team's starting lineups every time.
Ah and what's the other one, what's the one?
FaceTime, wifey and now the baby.
Do I get half a point for pray?
Yeah, you can half a point.
Yeah. Thank you.
What?
Y'all been teammates for a year bro?
I haven't been teammates with what, six years?
What is, what is my Wabo order?
Italian sub extra meat.
Only thing that's changed is the meat.
Italian get a hoagie cold.
No yes, yes cold but toasted.
Turkey, Provolone cheese?
No cheese. No cheese.
Hey you lactose boy?
No, just no cheese. Okay.
Pepper? Which pepper?
Huh?
There's two type of peppers.
You like the sweet pepper. There you go.
Sweet pepper? Yeah.
Oh sweet peppers.
Yes.
Oh, you don't get hot peppers?
No! You're nasty
[Jalen] I get banana peppers.
Yeah banana peppers. Yeah.
Those are hot peppers. Those are not hot.
Yes they is. They're not hot.
No they're not dumb ass, no they're not!
Is not sweet peppers!
Oh you talking about banana?
So they not hot but they categorize hot.
Hot peppers, I get hot peppers, I get banana peppers.
Sweet hot pepper!
But sweet peppers are like the...
It is a nasty taste, they're different than banana peppers.
It's a banana pepper.
But banana pepper is not.
Alright, alright, alright, yo, alright, alright god damn,
You're missing...
That's a dry ass sandwich.
And then you want some oil.
You're dirty as hell for that.
You're dirty.
Don't do oil? No.
Mayo. You mayo?
There's a type of-
You probably do Miracle Whip.
[everyone laughs]
Yeah I hate mayo so I don't know other types.
Chipotle mayo and honey mustard.
Oh, he didn't get-
That's nasty, that's dirty.
I said turkey [crosstalk] honey mustard.
Next question bro, I'm done with him.
What did I spend my first NBA bag on?
Boy, you was in LA it's the first thing you got,
what'd you put a bag on boy?
What'd you get?
I know you hype. Tesla.
Was it a Tesla?
Nah I mean did get a Tesla.
Yeah but was it a home?
No was it a watch?
Yeah, I got a Rolodex.
[Mikal] Rolly? Yeah.
[Mikal] Yeah.
What would I be if I wasn't in the...
If I wasn't an NBA player?
It's very easy answer bro,
you know this 'cause you share the same like...
You'd be a teacher. No.
I thought we was like-
I don't know why, I don't know why.
The Delaware bro, you know Delaware always gets me.
What is the same passion me and you share?
We did stuff together when you were in Phoenix.
Chill out Phoenix and Milwaukee.
Oh, I know.
Together foundation wise.
[Mikal] You should know Oh...
My nephew.
Wait hold up, hold up a lotta, lotta...
Think of nephew. It is really easy like...
You're firstborn. Yeah.
My firstborn.
Yes. Yes.
You're thinking way too deep.
He's going way too difficult bro.
[Mikal] I am blanking.
Your young bulls at the crib right now.
Oh yes, yes, yes, yes with dogs.
Something in that foundation.
Yes facts I forgot about that, that was so long ago.
Yeah that's crazy, who was my favorite pro wrestler?
John Cena? No.
[Mikal scoff]
Jeff Hardy. Jeff Hardy.
Jeff Hardy, I used to be him for Halloween.
What am I most competitive and outside of basketball?
Video games.
Yeah, that was a good one.
What's my favorite place to be during the off season?
At the crib. Yeah.
Not doing anything. Yep, crib mode.
[Jalen] That's great answer, I love that one.
Solid!
I don't care, here's your score.
Alright Donte, you're in the hot seat now.
What Villanova freshman was I hardest on?
Mikal. Yeah.
Mikal. Yeah.
You threw me on the ground bro.
You might have threw him through the door but...
That was sophomore year.
Okay yeah so definitely was.
What other freshman did you bully?
Alright here we go Te, this is the only one.
This is the only one you got a chance at.
What's my career high?
Is it 44?
Oh 45. 45.
Josh was 44.
Yeah. Damn.
[Donte claps] I'll remember.
44. They were tankin'.
That's crazy we lost the one game, 61 don't even count.
61 did we lose.
I shouldn't opened that door.
What is my hat size?
Dumb big.
Hey yo. [everyone laughs]
Fitted, it's at least- I have no idea.
Do we have, there's no way.
It's an eight, it's an eight.
It's not, no it's not eight.
For sure not eight. It has to be.
What is the big hats?
You know the one you wore in Dallas?
The one day where they brought it in the locker room?
They had a hat...
They had a hat, the hat was on top of the hat.
[everyone laughs]
I'll take the L that way but it has to be,
I wanna say like seven, three fourths.
Nah, eight.
There's no way.
There's probably eight.
[Donte] Do you know? I don't know.
So potential I'm going with seven and three fourths.
Alright, we'll give you that point.
Which of my Boy Scout Merit Badges am I most proud of?
I ain't lie, I don't know one badge.
I don't know either. I don't know camp-
Do you know the badges though?
There's camping, life saving, oh I did life saving.
I'm gonna drown but I passed though.
You were training from the Navy Seals.
Hey if y'all get stuck in the lake bro,
I got y'all don't worry.
Go ahead bro.
Who was my celebrity crush?
Oh wait, I know this.
It gotta be like a former athlete or something like that.
Say Sue just 'cause we love her.
Who? Sue.
Sue? Yeah, love Sue.
I do love Sue.
No think about like just when I was young,
think young artists.
Artists? Yeah.
Mariah Carey, Rihanna, Beyonce.
There we go.
Beyonce. Big Beyonce.
Who is my dream guest to have on The Roommate Show?
I mean it could be a lot. I think I know it
It could be a lot of people.
Justin Bieber. Oh...
That'd be a good one. Holy...
Wow, I was trying to think of artist.
Only because she was playing today.
I was gonna say Taylor Swift but then I heard-
You a Swifty?
Actually you better watch it.
You better watch what you say.
You better watch what you say.
He stopped, said you better watch what you say.
What's my favorite Mike and Mike flavor?
The Josh Hart.
You know the one that got your little picture on it?
Oh...
You know which one I'm talking about?
Yeah. I got it in my locker.
That's not even a flavor.
It's not a flavor but-
No, no you open the box and it's another-
Not it's about-
[enthusiastic indistinct crosstalk]
You got your own...
[enthusiastic indistinct crosstalk]
I got my own box.
Is it, hold on.
[Mikal] You do? Yeah.
Is it the watermelon one?
Cause on black? Oh shit.
That is racist. [everyone laughs]
Walked into that one.
I do got the sour watermelons over there though.
I do got the sour watermelons over there.
Wait it goes from like...
Wait look, light the dark. Yeah.
I'll say the sour ones, the Mike and Ike Sour.
You do like the sour ones.
I remember we was on the bus,
you had all the sour I was like, Oh this shit nasty.
All right, who's my favorite baseball player of all time?
David Ortiz. What the...
It was just so quick and wrong.
It was so random.
Derek Jeter.
No, it has to be a Philly.
Oh Philly, Philly.
I'm tripping, you are a big Philly fan.
Jimmy Rollins or Ryan Howard, one of the other.
Or Chase [indistinct], Shane Victorino.
Like everybody. Jason-
I love it, I love it all.
Can I give two points? Yes.
Who was my favorite Philadelphia Eagle of all time?
Brian Westbrook.
I love Brian Westbrook. I know, I know.
Oh Donovan McNabb, I'm sure.
I knew that.
Yep.
Alright Donte, here's your score, see it?
[everyone cheers] [everyone applauds]
Shout out for the gang.
Not from that, stop saying that.
That's not? No, you know.
So everybody from elsewhere
about to watch it and be very upset.
Alright guys, thanks for having us.
We appreciate it, this is a wrap.
